Thursday, April 29, 2010

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

It is my deep and humble honor to share this moving picture with the rest of this very fine community. Allow me to confirm for each of you present here today that this is indeed the absolute true story of my war against the only force on this planet more divisive then slavery:
Perchance some of you are wondering whether the portrayed publication is indeed a real book, to you sir, I say: yes it is, and you had best well go and purchase it with all due haste.