Monday, April 26, 2010

So this one time at Poop Camp...

The Twins are At my house, So that means we had some crazy awesome food! and When I say crazy awesome I mean SUPER CRAZY AWESOME! We went to Food Basics and bought Food! The Food we made was almost As awesome as Chuck Norris! So I guess you are kinda wondering what we made?

We Made Nachos! And Man I think they were on steroids, They were the BEST nachos I have ever eat'n!

In other News I am Officially 191lbs, That means I have lost 20lbs since I started working out! I can also bench 200lbs! WHOA I AM A TANK!!

Below are Some of very Important things to know!

01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05 Chuck Norris used to have 4 pet turtles. He let them go into the wild, these are now known as the Ninja Turtles
06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
10 A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

Edit: Okay so just after I posted this some creepy Person added me on MSN... I think it is a robot... but she wants me to go on a Web cam with her... and she is being very sketchy... So I blocked her!

1 comment:

  1. You forgot one thing on the Chuck Norric card. His Roundhouse Kick attack! From what's on the card, sure it's awesome, but it doesn't have an attack. Mind you, it's Chuck Norris, so the card itself would roundhouse kick the opponent himself in the face.