Wednesday, May 12, 2010


So Today after my 3 hour shift ended and while I was working out at the gym, Once again I was thinking about subject of taking over the world again, I know it happens a lot. But this time I was thinking about Creating the most powerful weapon to use to take over earth. But then I realized that I had already done that...

A Helichopter, yes that is right a Helichopter is the most powerful weapon on this earth... well at this time it is!

Let me lay out some of the features of a Helichopter:

Weapons: The Helichopter has a variety of weapons

  • Fully Automatic Nuke Launcher: For those National Security Issues
  • Pea shooters: For Sending Messages
  • Paintball Grenade Launchers: For Paintball, DUH!
  • Water Guns: For Forest Fires
  • Mini-Guns: For killing large masses of people quickly... Okay That is a Lie they are just here to look Cool!
  • Lightsabers: Just because
  • Lysol: For making the world a better smelling place!

Exterior: Looks are everything

  • Comes in a Variety of colors (Click Here for Color List)
  • Chrome,
  • Easy Steps
  • Tinted Windows
  • Remote Keyless entry
  • Spoilers
  • Traction control(Not sure why you need this on a flying Vehicle)
  • Headlights
  • Parachute
  • And lots More!

Interior: Time to get comfy

  • Seats
  • Steering Handles
  • Mirrors
  • Air Conditioning
  • CD Player
  • Tape Player
  • 8-Track Player
  • Record Player
  • Mini Roof Screens
  • Big Screen TVs
  • VCR's & DVD's
  • Floor Mats
  • Heated Seats
  • Cooled Seats
  • Massage Seats
  • Toilet Seats
  • Toilet Paper Holders
  • Showers
  • Kitchens
  • Bedrooms
  • Living Rooms
  • Fish Tanks(Fish Included)
  • Hand Guns
  • Marsh mellows
  • And Much More!

So there you have it, other then the fact that being called a Helichopter is, in fact, an insult and a very big insult at that, I could even dare say one of the biggest insults in the known universe, so big that if you were to call some one that they just might break down crying for the rest of there natural lives while sitting in there closet to scared to come out because people might think they are gay... because you know what people think when you come out of your closet! But other then that I think it would be quite the investment to buy a Helichopter not only for you, but for your whole family and there whole family's Etc. Etc. Etc.

Well there you have it a Basic rundown of Helichopter. If you have anymore questions feel free to Email me...

Nolan Out!

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