Thursday, June 10, 2010

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Hey y'all

This is Eddie Van Halen (not Joel) and I am writing my first blog ever!!! HOW EXCITING IS THAT!!! For all you couples out there, this how to impress the opposite gender. Or the same depending on your tastes.

How to Impress A Woman


Wine her.
Dine her.
Call her.
Hold her.
Surprise her.
Compliment her,
Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage her.
Believe in her.
Pray with her.
Pray for her.
Respect her.
Honour her.
Cuddle her.
Shop with her.
Give her jewellery.
Give her flowers.
Kiss her.
Caress her.
Love her.
Stroke her.
Tease her.
Comfort her.
Protect her.
Hug her.
Spend money on her.
Buy things for her.
Care for her.
Stand by her.
Support her.
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of the Earth and back again for her.

How To Impress A Man

Show up.
Bring chicken wings.
Don't block the TV.

18 comments:

  1. Who let the street rabble on our blog?

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  2. Fellow ChristianJune 10, 2010 at 7:42 PM

    UM, Joel I hope you did not post this, cause this would be a sad post. Read this man and think what type of testimony it gives. peace

    The Fellow Christian

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  3. HI fellow christian. JOEL here.
    You can write so grammatically correct but unfortunatly YOU CANNOT READ. Since I didn't post this. It clearly says it's not JOEL. Yes that's right. I was unaware of what the posted at the time. I was on the xbox. haha
    so... Don't question mine or anyones christianity.

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  4. Actually I did not question your Christianity, I am just stating having a post like this under your name (even tho you did not write it) isn't a good testimony, again I wasn't questioning your Christianity.

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  5. Did you read my Post? The one about USING YOUR NAME and not Anonymous!

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  6. Well OK put it like this, if you know me being a Christian, told someone one of the only ways to impress a man would to be to show up naked. Would you not think this is a poor testimony.

    Nolan, I am sorry but my identity stays hidden.

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  7. What if they were Married! OH GOT YOU THERE.
    hahaha
    jk but your rediculous. leave.

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  8. Ya'll realize how Childish this all is? The comments are nice though.

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  9. You know somethings gotten out of hand when the comments get this high!

    Anyway, 4 year time out for all of you. Even Nolan. But just because he smells bad.

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  10. Hahah Hey, what can I say? I make this blog interesting ;)

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  11. Shush you. Your on a near half decade probation. Get to your corner.

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  12. Some ones gotta shake things up!

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  13. TO THE CORNER! NO TALKING. NO COOKIES. DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT 200$

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  14. My next blog topic
    Nudist Resorts in Canada!

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  15. Well that would shake things up!

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  16. Dear, Blog


    Kevin

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