Thursday, July 29, 2010

Delta Will Arise Dead

Delta airlines.

We hate you so.

We will devour your children with much ferocity and prejudice.

If you have kittens, we will devour them too.

Here is the long unpleasent story.

Day 1: Woke up at 5, got ready, drove to the airport for our 9:15 flight. After Delta boards late, we then sit on the tarmac for an hour due to "mechanical issues". We finally get on our way! A nice hour and a half hop over to Mineapolis where due to Delta's earlier incompetance we miss our connection to Honolulu. We wait for many hours in Mineapolis and finally get a flight to Seattle. It gets delayed 2 hours. Now we are in Seattle and its very nice but haven't eaten anything but peanuts since 5.


We then purchase cheese fries and chili dogs...thats actually pretty good. So we fly to Honolulu on a 6 hour flight. Saw an amazing delayed sun set. Watched "The Office". I didn't sleep unlike the rest of my family. And landed in Honolulu after seeing the moon reflecting on the Pacific Ocean. It is now 12:30 Honolulu time. AKA, 5:30 human time. We have been travelling for 24 hours and we despise Delta. We now live in the airport for an hour trying to get some restitution. After a few employees blow us off saying sorry we screwed up your entire day and cost you $500 but there's nothing Delta can do, a manager came and vetoed what her underlings had said and actually helped. It was amazing. A Delta employee was helpful.

Day 2: We rush to the airport to catch our plane to the next island. We make it but William is a bit sick. We arrive! It is a happy occasion.

Now we are in Lihue. A small town on the island of Kauai. We are staying in a hotel with a gorgeous view of the ocean and the hills and the palm tree. There is WiFi in the lobby. There is a spectacular pool. There is snorkelling in the ocean. Good foods.

Well there you are.

Delta must die.

We will flay them.

We will eat their souls.

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