Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Global Warming!

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Today in the greater city of Sudbury Global warming finally hit.
It rained all day, and its still raining!
Now I don't like rain!
But when it is washing away the snow its my best friend!

KILL JOY WARNING

I hate snow!
Now once and a while Its kinda cool
Yes Pun intended!
But on the whole I hate it!
I don't like the cold
Therefore I do not like snow!

Now on to happier things!

Like Candy!
Like Unicorns!
Like Poo!
Like Flowers!
Like Clouds!
Like Double Rainbows!
Like Old Spice!

Well Thats all I got for tonight!
Nolan Out!

In Our Hearts

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"We now have this light shining in our hearts, but we ourselves are like fragile clay jars containing this great treasure. This makes it clear that our great power is from God not from ourselves." 2 Corinthians 4:7

Sunday, November 28, 2010

A Post So Good its Like Double Rainbows

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So I haven't made a post in a very long time. Now I would like to say that I haven't had time, but the reality is that I just haven't been in the mood. MY BAD!!!!! Or maybe its the fact I get so many fails....See what I did I put some of the blame on you.

So I am fat.
Thats right I am fat
Its been way too long since I have done much of anything worth mentioning in the way of physical activity. Anyway its making me feel fat.
I thought you would like to know that.
I also haven't made a video in a long time, this I can blame on Nolan. He keeps stealing my camera!! So if I ever get it back I might actually make one.

Double rainbows......
If you don't know what I'm saying you need to go and watch this ---->

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6TfGD6CQs0

after you have watched that you need to go and watch this ---->

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA

If this does not make you happy and feel somewhat like a hippy you are a bad person. Seriously if we could only enjoy the simple things like double rainbows the way this guy can....The whole world would be a fairytale. One full of rainbows!! So next time your depressed just think of double rainbows. Or if its three in the morning, that's a good time to think of double rainbows as well.

Double rainbows have become so epic that they are being used instead of certain words.

Here are some examples provided by The Urban Dictionary of how you can use double rainbows to make your life better:

Unofficial meanings of a double rainbow:

-ecstatically wonderful

-joyfully amazing

-wondrous beyond compare

Double rainbow may used in sentences in such ways as these:

That video is so vivid, it's Double Rainbow all the way!

Its amazing! its like a double rainbow!

The food was so good you would think it was made with a double rainbow!

Your better than double rainbows!


Anyway that's all I got on double rainbows, so until next time I bid thee well

especially you internet stalkers

we know who you are.....

Updates from a Daoust

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Greetings Denizens of the interwebs!
I have come from a full weekend of social interactivityness, Sarlos, manifestations of my total lack of self esteem, Cookies, and not getting things done! Hurray for not getting things done! We salute you irresponsibility!

Anyhow, I'm currently sitting here at home; which is now more or less an empty shell around my computer desk, and I decided that I should probably start working on a blog post before I inevitably hit my "mid-sunday-evening" depression phase...
For those of you who don't know it involves Crying for 7 hours non stop, Running through my apartment complex on a murderous rampage against anybody who happens to get in my way, A brief shootout with the cops, A sudden emotional breakdown, a sincere and heartfelt apology to both the cops and the family of my victims, and finally a farewell to all the officers; which normally goes like: "Yeahhhhh, again I'm really sorry about that... Hopefully you can find those replacements... See you all later! Same time next week?"

But seriously! Every Sunday it's the same thing... I get back from church after a long weekend of what normally amounts to "Awesome in an uncompressed format" and the most I can do is sit here, kinda sleep and watch Stargate and just generally feel really awful and depressed. Like a miniature scale version of what you feel like after coming back from Youth Camp... Only without the severe cold!

Meh. I'll go feel sad later, for now I just want to make sure you all know that: yeah, we realize the blog has seen better days...
And yeah, we aren't really doing a whole lot right now that could even passably be called awesome...
And maybe we cant even get our act together enough to properly announce the release of Awesome 2.0 (FOR THE RECORD: Right now you could be watching a video showing off how awesome the new site is going to be... But noooooooo Ben had to go all Sam Desrosier on us and not show up. Thanks Ben!)

But we havnt abandoned you yet!
I mean... not all of you at least.
Er, I mean to say... We dont hate all of you...
Yet.
Maybe.

Friday, November 26, 2010

IndianaoPOLLis

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One Benjamin Davey wrote:
Hey, just a quick reminder, when you put up the nest poll could you put Lauren Woods in it? I said that whoever did the best on my little movie trivia would get into the next poll. And maybe try and make her have a positive position in the poll, we want to encourage people to participate :P

And of course, I'm obliged to do just that! But first, this week's Poll recount!


Yes - 11 Votes (42%)
No - 4 Votes (15%)
42 - 11 Votes (42%)

 Before I go into the "What we have learned" shenanigans, id just like to point out that I am REALLY upset with you people. 11 of you were boring enough to answer yes to this poll! Seriously! Bah...

Anywho:
  • 11 people are absolutely true in every imaginable way
  • It may CLAIM that we got 26 votes on this poll, but really we had 42.
  • 4 People don't exist... I LOVE YOU PEOPLE!
  • 11 people are boring.


Enjoy the new poll plebeians! Especially you Lauren!

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Half way to a Grand time!

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We Just Broke 500 posts!

Okay since this is the 501th post I thought I would make a post about the state of the blog!

So here it is!

So we have been kinda slow lately!
We are planning lots and not getting much done!
Are Youtube empire is soon to get a move on!

Now a Blogger update

Nolan: Posts more then everyone else... But they kinda suck!

Mike: Doesn't post, He makes drafts and I read them! Just Sayin'... But on the bright side he is still a Genius when it comes to Computer things! AND NO HE WONT FIX YOUR COMPUTER!

Ben: Anyone seen Ben? I think he may have died?

Adelle: IS AWESOME! I HAVE LOVED EVERY POST SHE HAS MADE!

Jesse: Needs to make another video with explosions! BOOM! And his posts have also been very good!

So there you have it my friends!
This is Nolan's Take on how the Blog is doing!

Have a Happy American Thanksgiving!

Nolan Out!

Science Olympics

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So I'm sitting in school right now. Room 210 actually. I'm practicing the "sport" of cupstacking which, in my opinion is hardly what one would consider a sport. The goal is to up-stack and down-stack plastic cups as fast as possible in a certain pattern. My best time is 20.42 seconds which is pretty far off the world record of 5.93 seconds. It's part of an event called science Olympics. By joining this I not only get to answer science questions but I also get to avoid playing basketball in gym class. Anyway this post is mostly pointless but at least now I can say I made a blog post during class. :D

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

River of Life

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Life is like a river. The flowing water moves on like time. Each wave and ripple are seconds in life that lap over each other. Every minute and hour travel together in harmony. All the time in the world flowing in a single river.
Sometimes you feel like a rock in the river. You feel heavy and weighed down. So instead of joining the flow of life you stand by and watch as everything else passes you by. It isn't like you choose to live like this, its just you feel as though you have been frozen in place; frozen in time. And as everything else progresses in life, you waste the precious time that has been given to you and stay put.
Other times you may feel like a twig on the water. You go with the flow of life, but you have no control of where it takes you. Sometimes you move quickly and everything goes well, but other times the river pulls you into dark currents. You get scraped over rocks and fall down waterfalls. Sometimes it doesn't pay to just go with the flow.
Maybe your like a fish. You have the companion of other fish, and you all work together to swim the river. You feel safe and secure with a big group. But maybe down the river of time you'll fall behind, get injured, or lose yourself. Then you find who your real friends are when your hurt, afraid, and alone.
Life can't just waste away down a river. You don't have to be stuck in time, lost in the current, or mislead. All this time you may have been swimming without an anchor, with your eyes and heart closed to the truth that was in front of you the whole time. You only needed to open your eyes and see with your heart the deep love from God that was waiting for you. That with this you are safe, loved, and never alone. You'll never be afraid to swim in the river again because He is holding your hand... No matter what.


Just a different way to see.


Have a great day readers!

Monday, November 22, 2010

CouchPotato

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Okay guys!
I have been sitting, sitting, sitting on my Couch for the past 4-5 hours!

The events of my day:
I went to work.
I got off work.
I Came home.
I Took a shower, because I smelt REALLY bad.
I sat on my couch.



And I have been staring at my computer screen ever since then!
Exciting day I know!
You are jealous.
But don't worry...
One day you might have a life...
As exciting as mine!


Well thats all I got for today
Nolan Out!

Tape Ball!

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In the last few years that I've been playing hockey, I've taken the clear tape off of my shin pads and and the tape off my stick and added it to a tape ball. Other guys on my team also added their tape. The first ball we made had the misfortune of falling into a toilet. . . and that was the end of it. But we did not give up! No. We started a new tape ball. This one grew and grew. The ball currently weighs 3.5 kg and has a circumference of 67 cm. 

A new roll of hockey tape weighs approximately 71 g. This means that the ball contains around 49 rolls of tape. An average roll of tape costs $2.99. Multiply that by 49 and the value of the tape ball equals $146.51 before taxes. Factoring in tax... just kidding. That's enough math for a snow day! 

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Sudbury Youth Conference Variety Knight

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Here is the intro video for the Variety Night, Enjoy!

Part 1:


Part 2:


Nolan Out!

Saturday, November 20, 2010

So this one time in Sudbury...

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Dear World
Why do you spin?
Why are you round and not flat?
If you were flat, people could fall off...
And that would be SO entertaining to watch!
Love Nolan!


Am I the only person who brings his phone into the bathroom...
And sets it beside the shower...
So that when I receive a text I can read it?


Have you ever talked to some one?
Have you ever talked on the phone to some one?
Have you ever talked on the phone to some one while sitting on the toilet?
If you answers yes to the last question, you are a creep!
The "Poop and talk" is just weird...


Person on Phone: Hey what was that plopping sound?
Guy on Toilet: Ohh! Don't worry about it!


So there you have it three random thoughts for this wonderful Saturday morning!

I love you all!
Especially you!
Nolan Out!

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Birthday Blog!

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Guys Im 19...
Man I hate getting older...
I never ever wanna be mature...

So yesterday for my Birthday I went to a party...
But the twist in the story is...
It wasn't my Birthday party...

I would just like to take this spot to wish the following people:
Irvin
Kevin
Dan
Evelynn
Dave

Happy Birthday guys!




But before I leave I have a few more things to say!

Guys, Facebook on your birthday is a time where people feel popular...
I mean people all say "Happy Birthday" to you...
Remember before you had Facebook...
When no one ever knew when it was your Birthday...
Yeahhhh, Those were the good old days...

Now for a Short story about a boy and his friend named Papa...
This Boy and his friend Papa did EVERYTHING together...
Everything!
Then one day they were eating Lunch ...
When all of a sudden they saw this Girl...
Her name has Spicy Mama...
And she was the best thing that ever happened to this boy...
But sadly she was only a "Limited time offer"...

If you don't get this story then go to the nearest A&W and buy a Spicy Mama and then you'll see what I mean!

Haha! Thats all I got to say!
Nolan Out!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Lots of fun

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I've had a pretty busy week! But that is no excuse not to be writing a post. I meant to put up a picture I drew, but I'm having technical difficulties loading it on. So it may be a little while before I post a drawing.

For your information, I have not been in a small hole in the ground that is covered by hungry carnivorous roaches. Because I am still very much breathing!! Unless I am some how undead... how are you to tell.

So this weekend consisted of me hanging with two of my best friends that came to visit. The kind of friends that you don't see too often so its special when you do. We even skipped church so we'd have more time with only us (don't judge!). We did have our own bible study, which was on not arguing or complaining. So the rest of the day we spent trying not to do either (which is surprisingly difficult). Apparently complaining is a sin. I think of all the times I spent complaining about stupid stuff, and I feel bad.
We did our own photo shoot that day. You know the kind, where you do crazy make-up and pick out an outfit that is too cool. One of my friends has a super awesome camera. So all the pictures came out really nice. Lots of fun!
Of course, we did go to the youth conference! But it was only for the Saturday. It was great stuff! It was crazy cool because I got to meet some people that I hadn't seen in a while, and got to spent time with a bunch of my friends. The guys did a great job in planning it!


Have a great day readers!

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

POLLS! GO! NOW!

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These are the poll results:

The Blog Drama Song - 0 Votes (0%)
The Speargun of Super Awesomeness - 4 Votes (24%)
Ben's Vlog on Couples - 6 Votes (35%)
How the Blog ended WW2 - 4 Votes (24%)
Me being Toothpaste - 3 Votes (18)


We can learn:
  • Irrelevant facts
  • Pointless banter
  • Idiotic comparison
  • Inside Reference.

Thankyou for bearing with me throughout this massive elaborate block of text.

Monday, November 15, 2010

One Long/Awesome Weekend

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So as many of you know this weekend was the Sudbury Youth Conference. Now this was different from all the other conferences I have ever been to for a couple reasons.

The first reason was....well it was the sudbury youth conference which = soooo much awesome, and so many awesome people in one place. Seriously I'm surprised the place didn't explode!

The second reason is that I was helping with the organization and running of the conference. It was incredible, from the time put into making the host wars video, to the time spent cleaning tables, it was all awesome.

The third reason was that yours truly was the host! Aha believe it or not I hosted variety night. It was incredible and I nearly pooped myself the whole time hahahaha.

All in all it was a great new experience and I now have so much more respect for people who organize these things on a regular basis.

Anyway, with the conference behind us, you can now expect the blog to be put into full throttle!!

Until next time
peace

Hi-Ho Hi-Ho Its back to work I go!

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Yes its true!
The renovations at A&W are complete...
This means I am no longer a lifeless individual...
And I have to wake up early...
Make money...
And do profitable stuff...
Like Eating!

But enough about today lets talk about my weekend!

Now I think over this weekend I saw ever person I have ever met in my entire life!
This is because of the SYC or Sudbury Youth Conference.
And if you weren't there this makes you a bad person!
But like seriously I enjoyed Ron Hampton, he was the speaker by the way...
He spoke on Relationships but not just the Boy-2-Girl Relationships...


Friday Night of the SYC I think was like the greatest night of my life!
We totally went to all the Really Sketchy parts of Sudbury and walked around...
It was great!
I am also surprised we didn't run into the cops...
With my track record we should have!

But all in all it was the greatest weekend of my Life...
Well maybe not... But it was still AWESOME!

Now all I have to do is get over this bad case of "Post Conference Depression"

Well Thats all for now folks!
Nolan Out!

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Remember

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Lest we forget people like my Grandpa.

John 15:13

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Can I have my results Pollease and Thankyou?

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Hey? Guess what?
It's that time of week again!
And no, not the one where we get to burn small people of different ethnicities. That's 2 Fridays from now.

Today we recount the polls! And rather then go on a long tangent about something you really dont care about, this week I'm going to skip straight to the... jacket? (NTS: Stop taking vocabulary suggestions from Nolan)

Keep doing an awesome job - 5 Votes (21%)
Start drawing artwork for her posts - 6 Votes (25%)
Make Sandwhiches for everybody! - 9 Votes (38%)
Make a blog Comic - 1 Vote (4%)
Burn and die in a small hole in the ground that is covered by hungry carnivourous roaches. - 3 Votes (13%)


And the facts we can gather from the still smoking corpse of this once alive and healthy poll:

  • 3 whole people either don't like Adelle, or don't like roaches being hungry.
  • Somehow I doubt the Blog will be getting a comic anytime soon... In fact, it looks like Adelle will be eaten by carnivorous roaches before that happens.
  • I personally like Sliced Turkey in my sandwhiches. Keep that in mind.
  • Nolan wants me to be nice in this bullet. Why would I do that?
  • Artwork. Now.

Later Plebians!

Depression

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So I had one of those days yesterday.
You know which ones i'm talking about... those really horrible ones that leave you depressed
even though nothing really bad actually happened.

Well the best way I could think of to get you all to see exactly why yesterday was like that,
was to make a BLOODY TERRIBLE flash animation about it.

Once again Ipod people are excluded here. GO USE A REAL COMPUTER!

Monday, November 8, 2010

Underwater Potato Gun

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Well here is the next video blog. Sorry there was such a long time between them. Anyway for the Week of Awesome, I hope to have a new video that will be much more awesome than the ones I made before. It may or may not involve a large volume of propane. . . For those who are wondering, it will be done in a safe and controlled environment.


!1 Random Facts

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Okay here are 1! random facts about my younger life!

  1. Challenged my Brother in the grand sport of Diaper tossing when I was younger. This sport is as simple as taking a "used" Diaper and putting it in a grocery bag and tossing it into the attic, who ever gets the most in wins!
  2. I was a fort dweller, and it was a pretty sick fort if I do say so my self. It was fashioned with traps and a big tree and a Mud whole. Yes It was that cool!
  3. I was short and rather chubby! Yes I know its hard to believe that this insanely muscular body was chubby at one time.
  4. I built a giant elastic gun and had elastic wars with my Brother in my bed room, This is just as awesome as it sounds!
  5. I was an artist when it came to painting the inside of the garage with mud, lets just say my parents didn't quite agree with me when I told them it looked good!
  6. I went to Homeschool Co-op. For those who know what I'm talking about I salute you!
  7. I played Runescape, yes I was one of those kids who did nothing all day and played Runescape. But I was a Level 80 so I could PWN noobs!
  8. I used to live in the middle of nowhere and I hated it!
  9. Hamster-dance was my favorite song
  10. I used to own a NES and Super Mario 3, Thus still being one of the greatest games and game consoles of all times!
  11. Throw rocks at cars that drove by until one day this guy stopped and got mad at me.
There you now know 11 things about me that you didn't know before!

Nolan Out!

READ THIS!

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Okay so as you may or may not know I am HUGE Owl City fan!

And I just found this song that he sung, And Like its is one of my Favorite "Camp Songs" as I call it!

Anyways Just watch it!



Hope this Brightens your day as much as it did mine!

Nolan Out!

The Storm Aproaches + Movies

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Its Monday, only a few days until the Sudbury Youth Conference. Yes be excited! For several weeks now the bloggers have been busy bees preparing for this great event. So don't for one second think that the Blog is slowing or becoming less awesome. This weekend will be one of the best you have ever experienced. If your thinking of not coming, just remember that there are children in Africa with no SYC to go to.

In the mean time I would like to leave you with something a little different. Lets test your movie knowledge and see if you can't guess some of these:

1."I'll be back!"

2. "The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain"

3. "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"

4. "My precious"

5. "Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!"

6."Say hello to my Little Friend"

7."Just a flesh wound"

8."Houston, we have a problem"

9."What we do in life echoes in eternity"

10."THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

These are all from famous movies and some of them should be super easy. If you can name the movie, and the actor or character played you will mentioned as a superbly AWESOME person in my next vlog and who knows you might even get put into a poll. If not, well the closest to getting them all will be awesome and get the reward. Good luck! I'll be posting the answers in a few days.

Hello Ladies!

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This is a post!
Its true Im not lying!

Have you ever sat in your basement in front of a computer for a whole weekend working on something that is just so awesome you can't explain how awesome it is with words because it contains just to much pure awesomeness for the English language to be able to write a cohesive sentence about the previously stated awesomeness?

Yeah I didn't think you did! You guys aren't that Awesome.




TOPIC CHANGE!


Some people are mean, why? I don't know they just are?
Some people are stupid, why? I couldn't tell you...
Some people are obnoxious, why? Who Knows?!
Some people are jerks, why? No comment!

But what I can tell you is that I have found the cure for the previously listed mental disorders.

A good punch or slap to the face and/or a swift kick to the groin, yes these medical treatments are gender specific.

*NOTE: If you are a guy never hit a girl get another girl to hit the girls for you.

Nolan Out!

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Physic, Portal and Pizza

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So it appears that I am now a blogger! This has actually been a dream of mine ever since I heard about the blog and how awesome it is. When I was asked to make video blogs I thought that was great but now to be able to make written posts as well is even better! Thanks for adding me to the team!

Anyway I would just like to tell you a little bit about what happened yesterday. In physics class we had a robotics presentation from some students from the university of Ottawa. About five minutes into their presentation, the person who was presenting looked at me and said, "you look really excited about robotics" or something to that effect. This took me quite by surprise so without thinking I apologized. The result of this comment was everyone in the class turning around and laughing at me. I admit it was pretty funny. Gotta love Physics. :D

After school, Brandon Powers and I went to my neighbors house and played Portal for about four hours or so. We beat the game and had pizza for supper. Sadly, the cake was a lie. After this, Brandon and I went to Jeff's house and went in his hot tub. We ordered more pizza but instead of getting one medium pizza, somehow we got two. That was awesome.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Stop there! POLLice!

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The above title may or may not actually be a really blatent and lame attempt to continue making Poll puns in titles.

Eitherway! I welcome you, ladies, gents and aliens from that other plane of existence where they have more than 5 genders, I welcome you to yet another day of the tallying of the polls! Here, we personally guarantee you that unlike in some countries I could name our polls will never ask you to sign your soul away to a political party.
We do, however encourage heated debates and/or violence when talking about the polls amongst your friends. Also, please record that. We could all use a good laugh.

Yesterweeks poll was incredibly one sided... especially considering one of the options had to do with the concept category of "Poop and Toilets", which historically has always been popular here. (I suspect sometimes that it may just have been Nolan voting on a ton of computers...) But without any further meanderings, here's the results!

  • Proper Washroom Techniques - 4 Votes (18%)
  • Dating and Relationships - 10 Votes (45%)
  • Our Biggest Fails - 5 Votes (23%)
  • Things that are Gay - 3 Votes (14%) 

And as always, the facts we can learn from them:

  • Dating is popular?
  • People really don't want to hear us talk about gay things... like Soccer.
  • For the first time ever, a stupid potty humor joke didn't win! I'd like to pretend to think that your all becoming more respectable! (But I also know i'm deluding myself)
  • More people are interested in learning about the worst failures in our lives then are interested in learning how to take a dump. This proves once and for all that our primary audience is NOT people aged 0-4.
  • I'm way too tired and distracted by a looming test to actually write something decent in this bullet.

I hope you're all still alive next week!

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

New Doo (Adelle's Post)

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So until we get Adelle up as a blogger she will be posting her posts through me.
Here's her second post,

enjoy!


So apparently I am a blogger. Not just a blogger, but also a new blogger! I have never done anything like this before so this is all very new to me. That being said, I shall try to write about interesting things that you can all relate to. I am also going to be posting any cool pictures that I draw. I am really happy that Nolan, Ben, and all the other bloggers added me to their super awesome team!

New Doo

Getting a new hair cut is like changing your identity. Well, not quite that severe, but it is definitely a good way to change your appearance. I find I sometimes get bored of the same cut, and it is time for a change. Colouring your hair is a great way to do this. Like one summer, I really wanted to do something crazy, and wild. So I dyed a piece of my front bangs a very bright red! It was great, because it really went with my summer wardrobe. You know, bright colours and funky styles.

My latest hair do is straight across bangs. I haven’t done that since I was very little, so it is a very strange feeling to have them again. I keep trying to pull them back to one side, but then realize they are suppose to be across like that. I really like it, though. I find it suits my personality.

It’s funny how the slightest difference, like bangs, can change your appearance. When I got home my oldest brother couldn’t get over how different I looked. I thought it was really hilarious, and a small change like that was just what I wanted. Hair has a big impact on our appearance!

Just Like the Good Old Days!

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So remember those times when you were in elementary school and you had to act like molecules in science class?(excluding homeschoolers, for us it was at science north). Well as entertaining as that was and indeed it was entertaining. I had the the honor of reliving one of these moments at school today.

For our theory class, which usually is drab and boring. My teacher decided we should play a little game. We were all going to be various sensors in a vehicle. As certain conditions arose we were to take appropriate action. This ranged from running around the class, to tapping your hand on the table, to staring at each other(to simulate communication) or just standing up or sitting down. I got the honor of being the ECU, in other words I would decide whether other people were cool or hot hahaha I know I know. Anyway, I took nothing productive away from the whole thing and I think it was more of something to do because my teacher was bored. Either way it definitely brought back some memories of my early childhood.

School was otherwise uneventful and boring aha

peace

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Nolan's 6 Steps to Dating!

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This is a step-by-step guide how to make a happy and enjoyable dating experience all the time!

And the only reason I am writing this is because of that dang pole... So here goes!

Step 1: Don't Date.
Simple and yet effective, this technique is very helpful and by not getting into a relationship you will save money and time on which you will be able to spend and use very irresponsibly! On a side note you may feel lonely. But not to fear you are probably a loner anyways...

Step 2: Dump Her
I would just like to point out that If you have failed to accomplish Step 1 for what ever reason you are a bad person. And now instead of being just lonely you will also have a heart broken Girl to deal with and feel awkward around, because you have to Dump her. Don't be mad, as I said this is a guide on how to make "Dating Enjoyable all the time" and the only way to do that would be to follow Step 1.

You Foolish person? Why did you Fail to accomplish Step 1 & 2?
I guess at this point I better start giving you REAL advice because you are stuck in a relationship now.


Step 3: Be You
Okay So I guess this is probably the best thing to do since this person you are dating is going to be around a lot and it is going to be hard to pretend to be some else ALL the time, So just be your self. But if you can't be yourself around this special person go back to Step 2 and try to accomplish it this time you Noob!

Step 4: Respect Her
Come on use your heads on this one you twits! It shouldn't be that hard to treat some one you like with respect, but you guys are dumb sometimes! And if you can't do this Step... Go to Step 1 and never move past it till you learn how to! Shesh!

Step 5: Don't...
Don't Forget her birthday, Duh!
Don't Forget about the Date you planned, If you do she'll think you went back to Step 2!
Don't Eat Garlic, Unless you think she is a vampire!
Don't Be killing people, It just always ruins the mood!
Don't Be Gay, it is always a bad way to end a relationship!

Step 6: Do...
Do Bring her to nice places
Do Spend time with her
Do Buy her stuff
Do Be Awesome for her

Follow these 6 Steps and you should Have an enjoyable and happy dating experience
Nolan Out!

Curse you responsibility!

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It looks as though responsibility has conquered us all like the foreign oppressor it truly is! Even the blog has to succumb to its overpowering demands of servitude every now and then...

We've all been really busy over here preparing for the SYC, doing school stuffs, Making videos of fire shooting out of peoples eyes, working on Awesome 2.0 studying, and otherwise wasting our time on non-important things which are unrelated to the blog. (It should be noted that in Nolan's case, he's just busy being a nobody in his parent's basement... And I'm sure that's very time consuming)

At any rate, we do have a LOT of stuff on the go, so I'm really sorry to say you all won't be seeing anything over-the-top amazing for a little while...
Yes, you ARE in fact allowed to beat us with large sticks now.

However: There will be MORE AWESOME THINGS coming up at the SYC! I promise! Stay tuned!