Friday, December 31, 2010

Best Of this Year!

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Mike Made That ^^^

As I sit here on the Eve of the New Year I am excited, I've gots lots of things planned for tonight. But Nothing is as exciting as the Launch of Awesome 2.0! Thats right TONIGHT at 12:00am! I know right! Super Awesome, so make sure you are waiting at www.awesomeblog.ca Because its gonna be BIG!



But just to hold you over till Midnight here are some blasts from the past!

Here are my Favorite 6 posts of the Year!

Welcome to the Weekend

My Fellow Citizens

How to Become a Blogger


Hurtful words make for hurting hearts

Mans Best Friend

Nolan's 6 Steps to dating


And there you have it!

And remember Be at www.Awesomeblog.ca at 12am

Nolan Out!

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Old News

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I had been thinking of posting this for some time now. It's a pretty strange story. Anyway way back on June 3rd, 2009, I decided to go on an over-night camping trip in the bush near my house. This is back when I was home schooled. :P So the plan was to spend one night in preparation for a longer trip. The idea was to sort of copy Survivor Man so fortunately I filmed it all. After building a little shelter I went looking for firewood. Instead I found something much more interesting and I got a video of opening the box that contained it:
videoTo make a long story short, my dad called the police and I lead an officer out there to look at it. They sent in the bomb squad or whatever it's called and took care of it. On June 5th, I phoned the Daily Press and the reporter Aaron Pickard went out there with me to look at it. He took some pictures and then we went back to my house. He interviewed me and I showed him the videos I got. The next day the story was on the cover of the weekend Daily Press on my birthday. You can read the story on their website. Another cool thing you may have noticed about the paper is that, coincidentally, Breanna Broughton and Brian Scott are also on the front page. I didn't know either of them at the time. The pictures above clockwise from the top left are: the trail leading to the site, the police officer, a pillow pack of explosives, and me at the spot where I found them.

To my knowledge the police have not given any information about who placed it there or how long it sat there. One can only speculate. Perhaps it has some connection to the large stash of weapons found in South Porcupine? Most likely not, but either way, this is one of my all-time favorite stories. And just incase you're wondering, NO I did not keep any of it!!!

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Scientific evidence against the existence of Santa Claus

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Sorry to be such a Scrooge but someone had to say it! Does Santa Claus really exist?

  • No known species of a reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300 000 species of living organisms, which have yet to be classified. And although these are mostly insects and bacteria, this may not exclude flying reindeer, which were only seen by Santa so far.

  • There are around 2 billion children (people under 18) in this world. BUT Santa seems not to deliver to Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhists. This reduces his work to approximately 15% of the total - 378 million children (according to census). An average of 3.5 children per household yields 91.8 million houses. We assume that in every house lives at least one good child.

  • If Santa Claus is travelling from East to West, he has a 31-hour-Christmas Day, allowed by the several time zones (which seems to be logical). Therefore you have 822.6 visits per second. Consequently, for every Christian household with good children Santa has 1/1 000 seconds for his work: park, jump out of his sleigh, come down the chimney, fill the socks, distribute the remaining presents under the Christmas Tree, exterminate the leftover of the Christmas meal, climb up the chimney again and fly to the next house. Assume that each of these 91.8 million stops around the world are equal (which of course, we know, is wrong, but for fundamental calculation we will accept this), so we get a 1.3 Km distance between households, an overall distance of 120.8 million Km, not including the things which everyone of us has to do at least once in 31 hours, plus getting a meal, etc. This means, that Santa's sleigh flies at 1 040 Km per second, 3 000 times the speed of sound. For comparison: the fastest man made vehicle in the world, the Ulysses Space Probe, travels with a ridiculous speed of 43.8 Km per second. An ordinary reindeer travels at speeds of up to 24 Km per HOUR.

  • The freight of the sleigh leads to another interesting effect. Assume that every child gets no more than a medium-sized Lego-Set (approximately 1 Kg), then the sleigh has a weight of 378 000 tons, not including Santa, who to everyone's knowledge is an overweight man. An ordinary reindeer cannot carry more than 175 Kg. Even if we assume, that a "flying reindeer" (according to (1)) can carry the ten-fold weight, not eight or even nine reindeer are be used for the sleigh. 216 000 reindeer are used. This raises the weight - not included the sleigh itself - to 410 400 tons. Again, to compare, this is more than the fourfold weight of [the ship] Queen Elisabeth.

  • 410 400 tons travelling at a speed of 1 040 Km/s produces a huge air resistance - thus the reindeer will burn up, like a space craft entering the earth's atmosphere. The foremost pair of reindeer must then absorb 16.6 TRILLION Joules of energy. Every second. Otherwise they will go up in flames practically instantaneously, the next pair of reindeer will be exposed to the air opposition, and a deafening bang will be produced. The whole team of reindeer will be vaporised within 5 thousandths of a second. In the meantime Santa will be exposed to an acceleration 17 500 times that of the earth's gravity. A 120 Kg Santa Claus (which is ridiculously light after the description) would be nailed to the end of his sleigh - with a force of 20.6 million Newton.


Nolan Out!

Hark the Herald Angels Sing

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I was flipping through my Bible the other day, and I came across this. I thought it was pretty cool, and I got to draw a picture that went along with it!

-Enjoy-

"He has put his angels in charge of you to watch over you wherever you go. They will catch you in their hands so that you will not hit your foot on a rock. " (Psalm 91:11-12)

A lot of people seem to be confused about angels. They like the idea of angels, their protection and presence, but they havent paid much attention to the commander of angels. We wear angel pins, read angel books, and hang little angels on everything. Maybe it's just easier to believe in them than in God. They don't ask you for a commitment. They don't convict you of sin. But here's the kicker... Angels cant save you either. Angels belong to God. And God uses angels to protect His believers. He can deploy them at any time to defend His followers. They do as they are commanded by Him. So rest secure, knowing that angels hover around those who love God... but loving God is the key.


Friday, December 24, 2010

Mr. MeatClaws & Meatmas

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Once a Year
And only once a Year
On the day before Meatmas
Mr. MeatClaws makes a trip around
This wonderful celestial ball that is floating in space
Looking for all the good little boys and girls
And gives them all the most wonderful kinds of Meat
Pork, Beef, Ham, Hot Rods, Jerky, Salami, Turkey
And many other types of meat that you can't even Imagen
And the most important one of all, Bacon!
And remember Bacon is the reason For Meatmas!

Merry Meatmas
Everyone!


Now here are four tips to having a Wonderful Christmas:

  • Jesus
Jesus is the reason for the season! Keep this in mind and you can't go wrong!


  • Family
Spend time with your family. Just stop everything, Stop texting, Stop Facebooking, Stop MSNing, Stop Blogging(I know, I'm a hypocrite!) and go play a game or chill with your Family! Just remember you can't choose your family so you might as well have a good attitude about having to hang with them!




  • Food
Turkey, Stuffing, Mashed Potatoes, Gravy, Pie, Ice Cream. Multiply that list by about 6 and you'll be good! (Turkey+ Stuffing + Mashed Potatoes + Gravy + (Pie + Cake) + Ice Cream X 6 = Christmas)


  • Gifts
Maybe a Gift or two might be nice as well but this is just a Side note! Oh! SNAP! I should go Christmas Shopping! :S



Merry Christmas!
Nolan Out!




P.s. Santa Doesn't exist

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Christmas Break

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Christmas Break has begun For Nolan Sarlo!
I guess I should go Christmas shopping now, eh?
And I am off to visit the grandparents for a week!


Have a Merry Christmas!
And eat lots of food!
And sleep in!
And get cool Gifts!
And remember Jesus is the reason for the season!

Nolan Out!

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Dreams

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Guy's! I'm demanding at least the next 0.3 minutes of your attention!
I woke up this morning (Horridly early I might add... Who's bright idea was it to make early church services a tradition?) and realized that I pretty much had the most awesome dream ever. Or maybe the second most awesome. There was no Chuck Norris in it.

But let me take the next few moments to retell it! I'll embellish it a bit for the sake of story telling and keeping your sanity intact, but this is pretty much how it happened if it was written in Novel form

My earliest memory finds me somewhere in a desert country, wastelands and desert is about all that I can see around me with the exception of a massive building that looks suspiciously like the Burwash Prison. I'm with a group of people... A para-military unit of some kind, and i'm talking to their leader, who is Ben Davey... Except wearing middle eastern garb and with a giant unkempt beard (Ben, you don't look good with a giant unkempt beard. Just sayin.) While we were talking however, armed guards on Camels rode up and took all of us Prisoner!
Next thing I know, I'm in a giant open court, with Armed guards blocking the only way out, and my younger brother right beside me... All around me are weird idols and symbols... At this point I realize that the worst case scenario has happened. i've been captured by a cult. (Probably a Camel Cult. I hate those guys.) I know that I need to escape before they get around to torturing me, dissolving me, converting me into their ranks or something horrific like that. So of course I forget about my younger brother, and plan my escape.
First, I climb up on top of a sign hanging by a doorway, and wait for a guard to pass by. Which happened instantly, thankfully. And since, in my dreams, I am obviously as strong and skilled as Batman, I pull the guard up to the ledge beside me, and change into his Uniform. Why I stood on top of a sign and changed into a guards uniform in broad daylight in public is beyond me, but it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Carefully now, I approach the exit dressed as a cultist. As expected, when I approached the door the nearby guards demanded to know where I was going.
"Let me pass! I have urgent matters to attend to outside".
The guards, obviously idiots, as all guards are, are perplexed, and go to get their superior to sort out the situation.
And so the person that manages the underground, Angela I think her name was? Comes out, and demands to know why I left my post.
Thinking quick, I start crying.
"I can't believe what just happened!" I say, distraught, "I was standing right beside him... And he just pulls out his gun and shoots himself right there.", I then break into sobbing.
"His family asked me to bring him the news" (Does that make sense to anybody else?)
Angela-Officer-Cultist-Person then asks if I have my ID
I take a gamble and respond: "You know they don't let us keep our ID after a raid"
This seems to satisfy the nearby guards, but Angela then asks me... "I suppose you'll be missing todays Intermural sports?"
"Sadly yes" I reply.
But it was all a trap! i realize right then that there cant be intermural sports at a Cultist prison! They tricked me into identifying myself! Thinking fast like the true Batman-Wannabee that I am in my dreams, I dash into a nearby hallway, with them in hot pursuit. I run from hall to hall, but cant find any obvious exit... Finally, I get a moment where it looks like I lost them, and so I duck into a room beside me...
But it turns out that the room is full of 4 guards!
"Don't make a Sound or I'll kill all 4 of you right now" I say, kinda bluntly.
Guards are such pushovers. It worked, but my pursuers were right behind me. And so with no choice left, I run to the nearby window and jump out, shattering the glass pane and realizing only at the last moment that I had somehow ended up about 6 stories up.
But! Rather then turning into one of those awful falling nightmares, Time slows down, and I reach up to grab a overhanging sign (Those things are always there when you need them!), Spin around to the nearby wall, and slide down the side of the building, jumping off the side at the last second in order to break my fall.

If I had to breathe in my dreams, I would probably be catching my breath right now. Finally, I turn back, look at the Cultist prison of Burwash, and think to myself, as my dream ends and I wake up "Man i'm awesome."

Regrettably, I was devoured by angry children when I awoke. I am typing this through a passing astral traveller's body. I think he's Mexican.

End.

I'm back!

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So after a prolonged absence I have decided that I really should post. I would just like to begin with a funny little story. 

My mom, Grandma and I were in the car and they decided that they needed something at the store. My mom said, "I'll hurry", and then ran into the store. Quickly she came out of the store and got back into the car. "Was that fast enough?" she asked. The funny thing is that she couldn't find the gear shifter or clutch of our standard car. The mats were different and the seat was in a different position. This is when my mom looked over at my grandma. Some guy, who was sitting in the passenger's said, " That was fast enough but you're in the wrong car." It was quite funny. 

Anyway these days I've been spending way too much time on homework rather than on more important things such as this blog. :P but with the Christmas break coming ya'll can expect some more potato gun videos as well as possibly something more explosive. :D

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Butterflies & Skateboards!

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Nolan Out!

Baconnasie

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Nolan Out!

Friday, December 17, 2010

Live from the Underground I arise from the dead!

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Coming to you live from The Underground is everybody's favorite long lost blogger... No! Not Abe Lincoln! It is I, Mike Daoust, returning from my Exam induced Grave to let you all know that, yes, I do exist, and No, you aren't about to spontaneously combust from sheer excitement at my return no matter how worried you might be about it.

So a word from my personal life before I delve into some blog related issues...
I failed Calculus and Discreet Math this year... I'm still trying to figure out how to recover from that both next semester, and the year coming.
I never imagined University to be so harsh, but it really is... People who are far smarter then me are dropping out all the time.

But I intend to graduate... Might be a bit more then 4 years at this rate, but eventually I want to get that degree.

Right! Moving along to other matters... The Blog is going into overdrive now as we get everything set up for Awesome week... And were also getting a big equipment and tech upgrade in the form of Christmas! Santa appreciates the blog too!

Well thanks for taking the time to read this far loyal underling. As a reward, I will treat you to a small tidbit of info that not even the other bloggers know yet...
Next Tuesday... A new Blogger will be posting! It's exciting stuff... I'll tell you all this much: You know him well!

Later Plebians!

Back When...

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Remember Back When This Blog had more the one guy posting?
I do!
Those where Great times!
I didn't even have to post everyday to make things interesting!
Remember When I sucked at making Vlogs?
I wonder if I still do?

Thats Was Not A Rhetorical question!

So there was this other time me and Sam went to the Gym
The parking lot was clear of snow
Except for that one spot!
Sam, Being Sam, decided he wanted to Park in the Snow anyways
Me, being Logical, Told him we would get stuck!
But he did it anyways!
After we worked out
we went back to the car
got in tried to drive away.
That didn't work!
Good Job Sam!
After about 15 minutes
of pushing the car
It started to move
I had to hold it up for a while
Sam jumped back in
and we drove away!

Moral to this story
Don't drive into snow banks!

Nolan Out!

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

To Awesome To Not Share!

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Word of the Day!

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Okay guys I am here today
To Introduce to you
A new weekly series I will be starting!
Of the Written variety!

WORD OF THE DAY!

Once a Week I will be posting a new Word of the week.
I will also be using it in some sentences.
Which I will make from my Imagination.
I mean I need it to be creative some how.
No one wants just a Dictionary Definition.

SO basically
I was at work today and I heard a Co-Worker use this word.
I then burst into laughter!
I hope it makes you smile...
Like it made me smile!

So with out anymore random babbling
Nolan's Words of the Day!

Erupt.
"Really?! Her Insides Erupted?"
"Ouch! I just Erupted in the Washroom"
"If I work out anymore my Mussels are going to Erupt"
"Ohh! Im sorry did I interErupt you?"
"Nolan is just Erupting with Awesome"

This next part funnier is you keep in mind my sentences!

Dictionary Definitions:
  • To burst forth: Molten lava erupted from the top of the volcano.
  • To eject matter.
  • To break out of a pent-up state, usually in a sudden and violent manner: Words of anger erupted from her.
  • To break out in a skin rash: Hives erupted all over his face and hands.
  • To release violently; burst forth with: She erupted angry words.

Notice how both times it talks about being Angry
It uses Women as the example... Just sayin'
Now Go my Children and tell the world how to Erupt!

Nolan Out!

Vlogigity!

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Nolan Out!

Waiting Game

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So as I sit here
I'm waiting for my next video to upload
Gosh! Why does YouTube take so long
They should make it faster
So that I don't have to wait all night
for it to go live!

So the other day Ben wanted me to make a Poop Camp Story using the moon

Poop Camp Story time!
So this one time at poop camp there was a boy named Bungee. All of Bungee's growing up years he always wanted to be an astronaut and to explore other plants and such, the moon to be exact. But he didn't think he would ever get to go to the moon. He didn't have much money, the only thing he did have has an amazing bowel system! So one day he devised him self a plan that would be the envy of most any man. He bought a Space-Suit from Wal-Mart and then headed off to the washroom! After arriving he then farted such a big fart he blew himself to the moon! Bungee had now completed his childhood dream. 10 years later he opened up his very own poop camp and taught the kids who attended how to fart themselves to the moon and back. Evey one thought Bungee was the greatest. 5 years after starting his own Poop Camp he ended up winning the Nobel Peace Prize, Released 3 music albums, became the worlds riches man, and had a coffee with Chuck Norris, and built the 1st house on the moon!

Moral to this story is: Better The Bowel, Bigger the Benefits!

And just remember kids Pooping on the Wall is not cool!

Well thats all I got for now!
Tomorrow I will be posting a Video!

Nolan Out!

Monday, December 13, 2010

Vegetables I Eat!

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Graph For the Meatatarian:

Nolan Out!

Beard Time!

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Dear All the Orphans in the Whole World!
I want to tell you something!

Today I decided to grow a beard!
Yes a Beard!
I know I can't really grow one.
But its the thought that counts, Right?
My beard is more of an extensive 5 O'clock shadow.
In other words,
Give me like 4 months.
And my "Beard" might look like a beard!

Anyways...

Did you guys know that if you are in St. Louis it is
Illegal
To drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on curb.
This law just makes me wonder.
Do they really need this law?
Like for real?
I don't often see people sitting on the curb.
I don't often see these same people,
Drinking anything out of buckets.
Especially Beer!

Now to hold you over till the next bit of Internet food is released
Here are some weird facts:

The sloth (a mammal) moves so slowly that green algae can grow undisturbed on its fur!

Cat urine glows under a black-light! I know someone who has a mustache that glows under black light!

The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1! Thats a lot of Fat Bugs!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist! This fact is dedicated to Ben!

Windmills always turn counter-clockwise. Except for the windmills in Ireland! What? I ask myself, why?

A hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute on average! Boom Boom Pow!

Well thats all I got today!
Nolan Out!

Friday, December 10, 2010

Another One Joins the Ranks?

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So as many of you may or may not know I have needed a job for some time now. Well its happened, that's right I have joined the workforce. Well wait until you hear where.

drum roll please.....


A


&


W
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Thats right folks!
I am now a co-worker of Nolan
wow I think that might have just sunk in....weird
Anyway, its a job and I'll be making money which is a good thing for me, and the blog.

Anyway, going to see the third installment of Narnia tonight should be a good time full of awesome. If it be as I suspect, I shall be sure to let you know.

So in conclusion be happy in knowing that the blog is devoted to making your life more awesome. Also know that approximately 40% of the blog is supported by fast food......just sayin.

peace

Merry Christmas Guys

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Nolan Made Another Vlog...?!?

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So this is just a quick video I threw together. It was quick and kinda scattered so please don't hate it to much! I am hoping to being making a few more vlogs, Better then my 1st attempt at Vlogs, because they sucked!

Anywho... Enjoy



P.S. I personal enjoyed the conversation about Menopause, Just Sayin'

Nolan Out!

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Soviet Automobile Fuel Efficiency

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I'm sorry I haven't been posting but I've been so busy! Busy doing homework. Monday was a snow day and Brandon and I spent about 9 hours on this video for chemistry class. We presented it today and it went quite well. I just hope you readers think it's good too! :D

Monday, December 6, 2010

QWOP

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Okay Guys here is the Challenge...

QWOP



Beat that game I will be your friend forever! No joke!
But I must warn you this game will make you angry.
I would also like to point out that My record is a solid 70 meters!

Good luck champions! Win That race!

Nolan Out!

Gearing up for Awesome 2.0!

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I Miss Poop Camp!

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Guys!

I seriously miss poop camp!
Yes Its a camp about poop!
It can't get much better!
So I am going to tell you all another Poop Camp Story!


So this one time at poop camp... Yes I know they all start this way, its kinda the way its gotta be!


So as I was saying...
This one time at Poop camp there was this boy. This boys name was Ginger. Ginger did not have any pooping skillz, he was a very bad pooper, and to make it all worse he had no soul. All the "cool" kids at poop camp made fun of him, he was the social outcast because he was not a very good pooper. All the kids would call him names like "Souless-Poo" or say that he pooped out his soul! This made Ginger a very, VERY sad Ginger. So sad that one day at poop camp Ginger stole the camp shot gun and started shooting trees. Ginger wouldn't shoot people. So as Ginger was walking through the forest shoot random trees he met a bear! Now most kids in the situation would run, but Ginger had nothing to live for because he could not poop very well, so he started to talk to the bear. Now the twist to this story is that the Bear started talking to Ginger. So after a good long talk Ginger and the Bear became good friends and the bear, who just happened to be and expert pooper(Have you ever seen a bear poop? Majestical!) and this bear taught Ginger how to be the best Pooper of the year at poop camp! And ever year after that Ginger was known as the cool kid, He even dyed his hair black and bought a "Pre-Blessed Artificial Soul" so now he is even ALMOST a real person!

And they all lived happily ever after!

THEN END!

If you guys have any good Poop Camp stories please Tell me! :D

Nolan Out!

Sunday, December 5, 2010

An Out of Body Experience

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What a weekend! well I guess that technically its not over yet, but whatever.

Anyway, this weekend has been full of awesome things. Yesterday we spent a good portion of the day constructing an "out of body experience" what does this mean?.....hehehe You will know very soon.

Christmas is approaching.... less than three weeks :s
Pretty intense right? Get on that Christmas shopping the malls are only getting crazier and crazier. I went on Friday before school was even out and it was crazy!
Also, a side note to you guys out there, bring your girlfriend, or wife, or heck bring your sister! they are better at shopping than you are. Its just a fact of life.
For the first time ever, I got like 90% of my shopping done in one trip :)
Hopefully there will be more Christmas oriented posts, but most of the other bloggers are somewhat of scrooges.
Anyway, that's my skater brained post for my skater brained weekend

peace

Friday, December 3, 2010

Goodbye World!

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Sorry all. It's back. The blogs a thing of the past now. Bye!

Tay Zonday

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Guys have you ever had a song stuck in your head?

So all day I have been singing a song over and over in my head. Now just in case you didn't have a song stuck in your head I think I should be a nice guy and get this said song stuck in your head!



Nolan Out!

I hate POLLock fish.

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Wow... how much more desperate are these puns going to get before I just run out of ideas?

Moving back on topic...
Hello and welcome to the weekly recount! As always I'm your incredibly dashing host Mike Daoust. Today we are going to once again feed you information so irrelevant, so random, so pointless, that your very brain cells are now quivering at their little sub-atomic roots! Or at the very least I have you marginally amused. One of the two.

So last week's poll finished up like so:


If your life was in danger, and you could push someone/something in front of you to save your life, who/what would it be?

Lauren Woods - 3 Votes (12%)
Double Rainbows - 4 Votes (14%)
Justin Bieber - 11 Votes (38%)
Your Mom - 0 Votes (0%)
A New Flatscreen TV - 3 Votes (12%)
Quebec - 7 Votes (24%)


Those are some intense numbers.
Anywho, here's the vital intel we can draw from all this:

  • Exactly 4 people are dead now. You silly, silly people. Double Rainbows are simply optical phenomenon caused by light passing through water. Aaaand last I checked, optical phenomenon don't stop bullets/hurtful objects. KNOW YOUR SCIENCE!
  • The minute I made Justin Bieber an option, I kinda knew which one would come out on top this time.
  • The same amount of people chose to make a bullet shield from a Flatscreen TV as Lauren Woods I guess this implies if those were the only two options then it would be a really hard call... Hmmm
    Losing an expensive TV set... vs Losing a rival at Tetris...
  • I missed class to write this post.
  • "Your Mom" has become one of the VERY few poll options ever to get 0 votes... Way to go Mom-type-people!
  • We had a whopping 28 votes this time around! Yeee.

Also, because I want to follow the trend of having ridiculously long posts that nobody really wants to read, today I will be treating you all to some stats about the blog:


Pageviews today - 61
Pageviews yesterday - 143
Pageviews last month - 4,006
Pageviews all time history - Unknown (Blogger only recently started tracking page views)

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Another Implosion

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What happens when you take every kind of movie and combine it into one movie?
Well you get a small implosion that is generally awesome.


BUT!!!

What would happen if you were to take every type of movie and combine them with about 20 different video games?

Perhaps a fail?
about 4 hours ago I might have agreed with you.

However, this is no longer the case, no indeed it is not.

I would like to present to you Scott Pilgrim vs. The World!


Its basically about a guy who starts dating this girl, but! he finds out that she has several evil and somewhat psycho ex-boyfriends. Sounds like a chick flick right? WRONG!!
Everything turns into a video game, its rather hard to explain other than that pretty much every fight has some obvious reference to a video game. These references range from an obvious Zelda reference with ocarina music and a mysterious girl that for a short while resembles sheik. Or the fact that at least one of the fights involves a girl using a sword that resembles the sword of Ivy from Soul caliber. And I mean come on, if every time I beat a bad guy, a voice came out of nowhere and said K.O.!!! just like out of super smash brothers, life would be pretty awesome.

Anyway I could try and tell you every game that I picked out a reference to, but I will just put a list of the games. If you have seen it then perhaps you could add to this list.

Super Mario
SSX Tricky
Rock Band
Tony Hawk
Zelda
Dance Dance Revolution
Soul Caliber

These are only a small amount of the ones I can remember off the top of my head. I know there are several that are from games I have never played and someone like our own game nut Mike would be able to pick out in a heart beat.

The movie is also for the most part clean aside from a couple select scenes, and the language isn't too bad either. Thay actually mute the F word out and put one of those black squares over the persons mouth, how awesome is that?

Anyway thats all I got

peace

The Movie Trifecta

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Do Double Rainbows ever get old... I THINK NOT!

So in the last three days I have gone to the movies three times
Yes that is right three times!
I am lacking a life THAT much!



I watched Faster on Sunday.
Staring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
That man is a big man!
And that is an understatement!
It was a good movie
But surprisingly it kinda lacked the amount of action I was hoping for.
In the Words of Sam Desrosiers:
"it was a movie with action in it. Not an action movie"
And really there is no better way to explain it.
He killed some people.
There were nice cars.

It was Good!






On Monday I watched Unstoppable
It was Zach's(My Brothers) birthday party
When it was over we all went and saw Unstoppable
It was a FANTASTIC movie!
It was about trains.
It is like Thomas the Tank Engine for grown ups
It was funny
It was intense
It had explosions
It had Guns
It had a Red Neck
And if thats not enough its based on a true story!
So if you haven't already...
Now Go Right Now And watch this movie!
This is an order
Not an option!


Cheap Night, Or as some call it, Tuesday I went and saw Tangled
Seriously!
I went and saw a Kids movie?
...
HECK YES!
I don't ever wanna grow up!
This movie was funny, Cleaver, Awesome!
I don't know what else to say about it!
and you should all go and see it!
I don't care how old you are
Or if you think you are "To Cool" for Animation
This Movie was GREAT!
5 Outta 5 stars!






Guys!
I have news!
Green Screen...
Ohh Yeah!
Thats Right!
Its like super awesome!
Like A green screen of super awesomeness!

On another note they have started playing Christmas music at work
Yes I am not a fan of Christmas music
And by not a fan I mean it should only be played on about 3 days of the year
Christmas Eve
Christmas
Boxing day
But some of you like it
And if you really like it then I guess you could listen to it for 1 week
And thats the week of Christmas
No more!
GOSH

But I do have a confession to make!
I like this Christmas song
Click Here

Opps! I mean this one
Click Here!
Actually I like most of the Christmas songs by Relient K

Other then That!
Nolan Out!